blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistoris

A blistoris is the formation of a blister over another blister, similar to the clitoris in appearance. However it causes severe pain when stimulated (unlike a clitoris) and can form anywhere over the human body.

Roxxy- how was it with Jimbo last night??
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.

by joshnalex4evs April 24, 2014

blistan

to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.

I've got a blistan to ask...

by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012

boisture

When a man is wet with sensual arousal

We were making out and I shoved my hand down his pants, but was totally grossed out by all of the boisture.

by Fatjunior April 10, 2020

bista zugu

spaghetti with red sauce. Bista (spaghetti) zugu (sauce)
sicilian slang.

Jeremiah asked his gramma for another bowl after he finished all the mudiga steaks and his third bowl of bista zugu.

Tino asked Emma for another bowl of zugu because Nikko jumped on Tino's lap and ate all of his.

"Sal, wipe the zugu off your jaw!" Emma told Sal after he spilt his zugu but was able to catch most of it on his jaw.

by Accursio February 6, 2007

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006