Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

boinkleson

a person who is quite boinky and sploinkt. quite similar to a hurglet!

"look at that boinkleson, that thing sploink!"

by thehurgletguy February 1, 2023

Boonkie

Another way to say booty or ass, generally only used in the south (georgia/south carolina)

"would you give it to Ellen? Hell yeah look at that boonkie!"

by FundyFresh August 22, 2011

Boink Buddy

Someone who has no interest in going further in a relationship with someone, but still integrates sex in the mix.

Similar to the term "Fuck Buddies", but a much less harsher connotation.

I'm not currently tied down, but I do have several boink buddy(s).

by h0mer July 20, 2008

boink

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

by bob smith June 3, 2004

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020