steel bodyguard

A legally purchased revolver or pistol, typically used for self-defense at home or away.

A woman who lives alone in a rough neighborhood ought to have a steel bodyguard if she can't trust the human variety.

by Stop the pendulum April 4, 2006

bodyboarding

the gayest thing u can do in the surf

"hey look at me i can lay down!!"
"wow man ur so good at bodyboarding can u teach me how?"

by yeiw October 18, 2008

Bodyguard

1. A word used as a replacement when you don't know what to say to someone

2. A thug way of shouting out to another gangster

C:"Ay yo J.Crew you check dat bitch out ova there fureal, her donk is about a 10 or above!"
J: "Ha yeah Prototype C I want to feel dat bitch's donk on da scraight, bodyguard!"

by Prototype C May 10, 2010

BodyBoarder

Body boarder aka. sponger is a being of lesser mental capacity who haven't figured out that Body Boarding is represented as being a pussy who don't have enough balls to stand up and surf like a real man.

hey that bodyBoarder just dropped in on me what a fag.
yes why don't they realize that surfing is the only way to go.
its not their fault they are naturally retarded.

by sponger hater May 22, 2009

bodyguard dman

a gay bodyguard; one who feel he has to protect the weak and defenceless, the meaning of dman is gay.

dan protecting vin, its bodyguard dman

by Big-T November 6, 2004

Costez's Bodyguards

The most infamous race on the face of the earth. They take it out on the coolest guys from Bergamo because they will never be like them.

Bronzo: "Damn bro, Costez's Bodyguards kicked out Croco/Asuma/Ecc... !"
Mushu: "Oh shit, again! Why?"
Bronzo: "Cause he's so fucking frozen"
Mushu: "You're right. Let's hunt some young pussies!"

by Triplo7 November 30, 2021

boobyboard

The act of causing involuntary motor boating by grabbing someone's head and pressing it against your boobs.

I'm going to boobyboard the shit out of my husband until he buys me a new dog.

by buttclapper March 1, 2021