Bobunk

An eleven day festival beginning September 3rd and ending September 13th each year in honor of "The Greatest Holiday That Never Was". Bobunk refers to the erasure of an imaginary holiday mentioned by Salem the cat in Sabrina The Teenage Witch, whereby the holiday was literally erased from all time and memory.

Festivities for this holiday normally included copious amounts of alcohol, honoring of cats, food, and general merriment. While the third Saturday of November is often stated as the holiday Bobunk, history shows that the year 1752 and the month of September shows actual evidence of 11 days missing (attributed to the Julian to Gregorian calendar switch), and would be more appropriate for "The Greatest Holiday That Never Was" and the story about a holiday that was literally wiped from existence and memory.

With the Festival of Bobunk approaching, cats the world over began to stock their liquor cabinets in preparation, as well as aspirin and alkaseltzer for the expected hangovers lasting until New Years Eve.

by darianknight September 3, 2009

Bourke

A man who is made of pure solid nail power. Can be used as a noun and as a verb rather strangely. His awesome moves are blindingly quick. No man stands a chance against a nail.

Guy 1: Do you know Dan Bourke?
Guy 2: He's the man who is made of pure plutonium solidness, isn't he?
Guy 1: Some say he's a close descendant of Chuck Norris...
Guy 2: Damn right...

by PlatinumP March 9, 2011

Out the back of Bourke

Australian expression which means any place which is remote or inconvinient. Based on an actual place west NSW which is an extremely hot country town known for cotton farming and dust storms.

Where the hell is that place?

It's out the back of Bourke...

by sylvy September 24, 2006

boburkhan

The best Asian ever. That’s all there is to say

Your not the best Asian, Boburkhan is.

by Lick2Balls4Ten January 29, 2020

Bourke

Bourke is often mistaken as one of those small country towns filled with friendly people, however if you spend long enough there you would discover the "Real Outback". I am a widowed wife who lives on the outskirts of Bourke, and I have witnessed and encountered highlights such as the night club, racking from the local supermarket, the vegimite circle and last but not least the bowling club owned by yours truly Weefa and Jefferey.

Carl: Hey man wanna go to Bourke?
Widowed Wife: Don't do it, you're making a huge mistake

by widow05 July 11, 2018

Dooney and Bourke

The epitome of mismatching colors, animal skins and African baby hair all jumbled together to make one, butt-ugly mismatched purse.

"Did you puke all over your shoulder and arm?"
"No! It's my Dooney and Bourke purse OMG STFU!!!"

by Ms. Drac January 6, 2009

Bourkeiship

Like an Apprenticeship, a Bourkeiship is the act of being paid as a tradesman, doing tradesman's work and claiming to be a tradesman without having actually done a trade.

Gary: "Did you know Lanny's a printer?"
Trevor: "Naaaah, he's only done a Bourkeiship."

by Shaun W October 24, 2007