Bobunk 

Generally referred to as 'The Best Holiday That Never Was.' It is still practised today in some parts of the world. Falling each year on the third Saturday of November, it is the celebration of cats, food, liquor, food with liquor in it, and food shaped like cats.

It's almost Bobunk, and the cats are stocking up on vodka.

Bobunk by [Lavendra] November 13, 2006

Bobunk 

An eleven day festival beginning September 3rd and ending September 13th each year in honor of "The Greatest Holiday That Never Was". Bobunk refers to the erasure of an imaginary holiday mentioned by Salem the cat in Sabrina The Teenage Witch, whereby the holiday was literally erased from all time and memory.

Festivities for this holiday normally included copious amounts of alcohol, honoring of cats, food, and general merriment. While the third Saturday of November is often stated as the holiday Bobunk, history shows that the year 1752 and the month of September shows actual evidence of 11 days missing (attributed to the Julian to Gregorian calendar switch), and would be more appropriate for "The Greatest Holiday That Never Was" and the story about a holiday that was literally wiped from existence and memory.

With the Festival of Bobunk approaching, cats the world over began to stock their liquor cabinets in preparation, as well as aspirin and alkaseltzer for the expected hangovers lasting until New Years Eve.

Bobunk by darianknight September 3, 2009

Bobunk 

The Holiday that never was.

Now a Mindless Crap Holiday, it falls on August 5th

"And A Joyous Bobunk to you all"

Bobunk by NewAgeJesus December 25, 2004

Bobuk defensive football philosophy

Tell him the basis of my defensive philosophy is if he can’t tackle the fucking dive then we’re playing strictly offense and we’re just gonna outscore the opponent

Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it

Bobuk defensive football philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020

Bobuk doink 

Bobuk doinks are basically doinks that are a whole nother doink commonly used in western PA

Yo that’s a mad bobuk doink you got.. yeah it’s packed with 10gs of ak47

Bobuk doink by Easy Muther fuckin E May 6, 2020

Bobuk offensive philosophy 

Offensive philosophy. Control the clock but don’t be afraid to make the big play. Ground and pound on first down with the Stallion. 2 and 6-longer looking to get the ball into the hands of JK underneath or over the top to Nas. Your checkdowns are to Batman or young CJ. No need for Angelo to be busting ass running routes when he’s a dominant pass protector. 3rd and short which we shouldn’t ever be in anyway if we ain’t giving it to Ang then wtf are we thinking? The man can easily average five yards a clip even if he gotta bounce it outside. Run the damn ball between the tackles is a damn straight priority. That’s how you win games bc if y’all can’t stop that then you might as well quit. Make it easy for the QB give him good protection, basic reads, make sure he’s never on his ass. With that theory we’re beating Moon dominating Penn Hills and getting into a shootout with Peters. But nope. God forbid Goater gotta call QB fucking power twenty times a fucking game.

Bobuk offensive philosophy is cheeks

Bobuk offensive philosophy by Easy Muther fuckin E May 20, 2020

bobank 

if you’re a bobank you need help, you probably look like the fat kid in fan boy and chum chum

tristan stop being a bobank

bobank by Orangebop1 February 25, 2023