Bobertson

To abandon one's keyboard for a long period of time.

I gotta take a Bobertson, see you in a few hours.

by Cognitive Elite June 11, 2003

Bobert

Term used to describe an old Gay Man , with cock breath .

Don’t be a Bobert. Next time. Brush your teeth after visiting a glory hole

by Durango August 20, 2019

Boberto

A balding, usually mexican nerdy teenager that uses pocket protectors, and jerks to his mom

man that kid is such a nerdy boberto

by Matt Blaine October 20, 2008

Bobert

A cool guy, gamer, loves tech, has a small group of good friends, funny, has trouble fitting in, seems weak but is very strong beneath the surface, has a fair ammount of patience and may even have a secret admirer. Pretty good looking in the face and has a fair amount of weight to him.

Friend: "How's it going, Bobert?"

Bobert: "It's going pretty good!"

by BobertTheRobot February 21, 2017

Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl

Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass

by SRD3 February 18, 2020

bobertchode

By day, he goes by rob,
By night, he goes by bobertchode
Rob and his almighty chode run the streets of gurteen and Ballaghaderreen! You best hide your woman when bobertchode is out because behind his quirky personality he’s a stone cold top shagger.

Ur wan fell victim of bobertchode last night :/ god bless her

by Logger47 March 24, 2020

bobertbobert1

A discord Admin made by god himself.

Me Ilamo Bob? Praise be to bobertbobert1

by abberantics esports March 12, 2022