Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'

Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 03, 2009

Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.

Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.

by CHANCE916 May 12, 2006

bobbing for adam's apples

When another man deep throats another, causing the Adam's apple to bob up and down.

Joe likes to go to Casey's to go bobbing for adam's apples.

by Casey Gonzalez June 01, 2019

bob for apples

bob for apples meaning when an man and women have sex and the man eats the women's pussy with no hands
or if a women bob for apples on an man's dick

girl 1: did you here about girl 3's man? she said he bob for apples last night!
girl 2: yeah
girl 3: we bobbed for each others apple and then he stretched me.

by peefr0g_ April 27, 2021

Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is the sexual practice of spreading your partner's anus open and subsequently "bob for apples", the person spreading the asshole take their mouth and tried to bite shit and drag it out of the person's asshole. The practice is common in scat fetish porn circles and scat porn related industries.

Joe: "Hey Samantha, do you think we could try 'bobbing for apples' tonight"
Samantha: "Alright, let me just spread my asshole open"

by derogatoryterms January 21, 2024

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

bobbing for apples

when you’re just guessing or assuming

*jim* “ mary i’m guessing your favorite color is blue”
*mary* “ definitely not dude”
jim* “sorry i have no idea i was just bobbing for apples”

by graviedewd May 06, 2019