everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
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"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
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A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.
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Randy: I hear The Beast is single now?
Boytemp: Naw, I'm her boytemp. So go kick bricks, because she doesn't need whatever you think you have to offer. She's the best at finding the worst.
Boytemp: Naw, I'm her boytemp. So go kick bricks, because she doesn't need whatever you think you have to offer. She's the best at finding the worst.
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Get the Crack Boated mug.Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.
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A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.
Boater tendencies may include:
-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.
-having an uncircumsized penis.
-living at home with your parents until marriage.
-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.
-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.
-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
A person who has recently immigrated to America from a certain European nation. A first-generation born American may also exhibit "boater" tendencies. The opposite of being "Americanized." A term commonly used in the Detroit, MI area.
Boater tendencies may include:
-being a pack-rat such as canning your own foods, having a large garden, or making your own wine or lunch meats.
-having an uncircumsized penis.
-living at home with your parents until marriage.
-wearing fashionable European clothes such as Armani Exchange or Versace.
-growing up idolizing European soccer stars.
-getting hit by your mother or father well into your 20's.
by Sal Biondo March 14, 2008
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