BIATCHELOR

A single female who lives in an apartment or similar and has random guys over before kicking them out the next morning from her BIATCHELOR pad.

She took me back to her BIATCHELOR pad, had her wicked way then spat me out the next morning without so much as her number!

by Cooliio January 4, 2014

Brownie Batcher

Someones rectum. The butt.

Dude, I got to go use my brownie batcher

by Jack-Knob21 July 25, 2010

Run a Batch

The obligatory release of semen typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. Although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. This includes: not getting sex after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.

Zeke (after a long night out): "Bro you wanna go hit Denny's for a Grand Slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?"

Me: "Naw man, I think I'm gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night."

by one-5 February 24, 2010

Batch of Vegan Brownies

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.

Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

by thescatman6586 April 5, 2010

Boach Bov

A real baddy who is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Did you just see the Rubinator in the hallway?
Yea on juice he’s boach bov

by Rubin’s nips January 17, 2020

muscle up a batch

Masterbate

When I get home I'm going to muscle up a batch.

by Premiums December 24, 2016

Beatchesting

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.

Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*

by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020