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BOAB

A Boab is a man ashamed of himself and his sexuality so has 10 year relationships with innocent women. All because he likes it up the poop shoot, HARD by men who wear female clothing and makeup.
"Are you OK darling? You're crying so much, something awful must have happened to you.." "I'm heartbroken, my life is over and I'll never love anyone again!! I've just had the 'Boab' don't to me"
by Damaged Butterfly 🦋 September 26, 2025
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boab or bum

A Game, often played in the glasgow area, similer so the game "Finger or Toe"

The game involves Two players who take turns in putting their finger up ones Anus, the bum, or onto ones Boab or Boaby(Scottish term for Penis).

The players then put their finger to the opposing players nose in the hope he/she would guess incorrectly.
Playing Boab or Bum;

James-(Putting his finger on his Boaby)

Daniel-"Thats Defo a Bum man"

James-"Unlucky, Thats a Boab"

Daniel-"Where The F**k has that thing been"
by Rodney Spank February 19, 2010
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boab dab

Originates from the Scottish (See Scots) word Boab or Boaby, meaning penis (also see Chobber). Refers to a small damp patch made on ones underwear/trousers after contact with excess urine/semen left on the tip of ones boaby.
"Ah hud tae go commando theday and managed tae get some boab dab oan ma jeans"
by RustyM July 14, 2006
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Help ma' Boab

Scottish term really only ever heard spoken by characters within the pages of Oor Wullie. Can translate to mean roughly "Goodness gracious me!"
Help ma' Boab a jist aboot fucked ma heid aff ae the lamp post!
by scottie boy April 18, 2008
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sook the boab

hey darlin!.... sook the boab!!!?
by sookinboab July 31, 2009
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Dirty Boab

Dirty Boab, aka the Rusty Crumble is the act of shoving your penis between the buns of a rustler burger and masterbating until the bun crumbles away and your left with a penis covered in rustler crumbs
Dirty boab came to fruition when Boab sent a video of him Rusty Crumbling to Lauren
by drinker14 April 7, 2020
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smoke ma boab

to perform the art of fellatio, smoke as in a fat cuban cigar, boab scottish slang term for the trouser snake.can also be used as boab smoker a la cock sucker
hey beautiful, wanna smoke ma boab

fuck off u filthy boab smoker
by Kell fae September 16, 2005
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