An acronym for "Bring Out The Squint". BOTS is usually the final step of an unsuccessful technical interview in the Bay Area in which the interviewee is ambushed by a Squint (a chink, slant, chinee) who furnishes the interviewee with a set of extremely difficult and ultimately irrelevant questions which are designed to prove the superiority of the interviewers intellect rather than screen for a suitable candidate for the job.

BOTS (Silicon Valley Interview)

Squint: If you had fifteen chickens and one had red feathers and the others had black feathers, what is the probability that I live with my parents in Union City?

Interviewee: Uh... 100 percent?

Squint: Elaborate.

Interviewee: Fuck you, I'm out of here.

BOTS by kenny wenny February 5, 2010

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BOTS

Abbreviation meaning 'Bacon of the Sea' referring to a large amphibious (floating) mammal known to consume large quantities of bacon grease, occassionally resulting in fecal grease spills which are the main cause of the melting of the polar ice cap.

The term BOTS is also commonly used in an office environment to describe that annoying/overweight woman who doesn't know when to shut up.

Tell BOTS to get that shit out of her teeth with a bacon tooth pick.

BOTS by BOTS Nasty August 16, 2008

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bots

1) Dutch band, founded in 1974 by Hans Sanders. Their music is Dutch, and most of their songs had a political message. They where famous in The Netherlands, Belgium and East Germany. They choose to write their name without a capital.
2) Programs made for chatboxes/programs, that automaticly answer you.
3) Programs made for spam.

1) Did you see the bots concert last night?

2) Martinow: Fuck You
Bot: No Swearing please

3) Buy now this penis pillss!!!!!

bots by Martinow July 8, 2007

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