boob man

A person (usually male) who most appreciates the breasts of a woman over other parts such as the legs or butt, sometimes to the point of obsession.

Male 1: DAMN! Look at the ass on that girl! Tell me you wouldn't tap that!
Male 2: Mmm, I dunno. I'm more of a boob man, and she's definitely lacking up top.

by Not-that-cool Guy November 1, 2011

Boob Ninja

A person who is very subtle or sneaky when it comes to looking at a female's breasts.

Used as a compliment by males and a warning or an insult by females.

Girl1: Bob said that he didn't masturbate. He's so lying.

Girl2: I dunno. Maybe he's telling the truth. I mean, I've never seen him look at a girl's boobs before.

Girl1: That's because he's probably a boob ninja.

by Littleman29 February 24, 2010

Boob-atoo

A tattoo on a girl's boob. A/k/a Boobatoo.

No wonder why she is wearing that low cut top. She wants to show off her boob-atoo.

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009

Boobaby

A girlfriend/boyfriend that you have unconditional love for.

I'm going to the movies with my boobaby tonight.

by Reaper Blacc December 29, 2009

boob-o-lanterns

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Bonobo

Special type of monkeys who live in Boosted Lands,and are related to Twitch streamer Nightblue3.They are usualy really toxic and highly boosted.

You boosted Bonobo.
Rabia,dinner is ready.

by GolemCaptain January 4, 2017

Boob to Belly Ratio

A comparison size between a woman's breasts and their belly/gut/etc. Ideally, men look for women who's breast ratio are larger than the belly. Likewise, women who have a bigger belly than they have breasts are said to violate the boob to belly ratio.

"dude, that girl over at the bar is hot!"

"You're kidding, right? She totally violates the boob to belly ratio!..."

by sphynxor February 8, 2012