Blunderbuss

while having sex and without warning, one person stands up, shits in their own hand, and throws it at the other.

I surprised her last night with a blunderbuss.

by acmesmith April 9, 2005

blunderstorm

a day where everything you do turns into a mistake and all of your troubles come raining down on you all at once. a day such as this may give a person suicidal thoughts, but always passes by the next day.

hey man, how's your day?
dude, its a total blunderstorm.

by periwinkle1996 October 9, 2010

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

blunderbusses

A pair of extremely large breasts, particularly ones that are disproportionate to the rest of the woman's body.

Have you seen Kelly? She's a tiny girl, but man, she's got a pair of blunderbusses on her like you wouldn't believe!

by M-M-B May 30, 2008

blunderbuss

An uncharacteristic error, usually made by the goalkeeper or defensive line whilst playing FIFA that generally leads to conceding a goal.

Guy 1: Check out this awesome backheel to my keeper...
Guy 2: Haa burrrn! Blunderbuss! Blunderbuss! You've got a one way ticket on the Blunder Bus.
Guy 2: Eat a dick.

by dom January 22, 2013

Blunderbuss

1:A Big Ass Mofuckin Gat
2:A gun capable of relieving fools without much aimin

Honky#1:Damn, look at dat playa's gat!!
Honky#2:Dat ain't no gat that's a blunderbuss foo!! Run Bitch Run!!

by Drew January 15, 2003

Blundercunt

An annoying fat prick who thinks racism on social media is acceptable and receives a barrage of top quality banter from everyone who sees it.

That blundercunt needs to get back on the black horse

by _djt September 4, 2017