Blump

When to objects bump and float away like a blimp.
Can also be used to insinuate adultery.

1) "oh my god, he's totally blumping her"
2) "OMFG, LOOK AT THAT BLUMPABLE PIECE OF A%*"
3) The two balloons blumped and then floated upwards. yay.

by your daddeh January 05, 2011

blump

1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC

King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump
Player King: bet

by JR Reden Bacher January 25, 2009

blump

The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.

Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.

by Zane the Weatherman January 30, 2011

Blump

The sound a black man's penis makes when it hits against woman's face.

She gave me attitude so i blumped her and she was mine for the day.

Blump, blap

by theblapster November 19, 2010

Blump

The sound a black mans penis makes when it hits a womens head

I blapped her and you could hear that Blump in the next room!

by Flumo November 19, 2010

blump

In between a bump and a Lump

That is a pretty big blump

by ADD March 26, 2005

blump

boring, shit,

this is so blump

by emily February 18, 2004