blueberry morning

Waking up and discovering various fruit, pastries, and/or cereal covering your body (primarily genitals) with no recollection of consuming and/or purchasing sed items; the name originating from Post Blueberry Morning Cereal.

Hey Joe, what did we do last night? I woke up with my balls covered in a McDonald's parfait...what a blueberry morning.

by JJMcJ February 9, 2010

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Blueberry Sans

The smol cinnamon bun from Underswap. This little guy loves to make new friends and eat tacos of course~! His most famous catchphrase is: "Mweh heh heh~!". Don't try anything because his brother Papyrus is right around the corner.

Random person: "Mweh heh heh~!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs up to them and throws tacos into their face*
Random person: "Ow!!!"
Blueberry Sans: *runs away* MWEH HEH HEH~! GOODBYE HUMAN~!

by Cherry♡ November 23, 2019

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blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

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Blueberry Bomber

When a man has a crazy case of blue balls then relieves them abruptly on to the unsuspecting female.

Aka. Blue ball load

"I gave Cindy a blueberry bomber last night she couldn't open her eyes. "

by harold henderson December 4, 2011

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blueberry tickle

Perform the technique known as edging to achieve blue balls, then whilst your balls are blue have your partner tickle your testicles until maximum titilation is achieved.

I've gotta stand during this jam sesh, Stephanie gave me a blueberry tickle last night.

by Jungle_japes June 29, 2017

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