Blub

A blub is the German pet name for a water bong, due to the noise it makes as the chronic passes through the water. Also known as a Blubber or a Blubbi.

The bong went blub, blub, blub then he looked up at her through bloodshot eyes and said ooooooh yeah!

by Blub2k January 11, 2005

Blub

The blackest and one of the most versatile words in the human vocabulary, Blub is a term used to define anything which is untasteful. It can be used to describe a state of being or a single thought or emotion. However, it is not a word that can be accurately put to use as an insult, for example, Calling someone "A blub" or anything else defining blub as a singular object is completely innacurate, as blub truly is in and of itself.
It is a word that should only be used in the most vile and dire of circumstances.

Person 1: "How's it going today?"
Person 2: "Blub."
-or-
Person 1: "I'm so sorry. Your mother has passed away."
Person 2: "...Blub."

by Feengorrz August 31, 2008

blub

A word used when no other word will do; sometimes used as an exclamation

1. Blub! The fire engine's red!
2. Blub...I dropped my pocket.

by Krazy K October 20, 2003

Blub

A small amount of weed, usually less than .5 grams, and often transacted without a scale

Hey, homie, can I scoop a blub of weed?

by katrinascat April 21, 2018

blub

Means extra laggy

Blub my guy blub

by Childish weirdo 34 February 13, 2021

president blub blub

The fish president in 50 years who has people thinking he was a nazi fish.

President Blub Blub was the only president who didn't say stupid shit the entire office term.

by memeboi6942 August 27, 2020

Blub

Means to cry obviously. Blub blub blub.

Are you gonna blub about it?

by Adam brandon August 02, 2004