The Napolean Bonaparte

having sex with a person and then urinate on their clothing then throw them outside

he so pulled The Napolean Bonaparte while she cooked naked for him

The Napolean Bonaparte by Robo Zombie July 7, 2011

napolean blonaparte 

The guy that was stupid enough to try to take over russia. In the end he got his shit blown apart

have you seen that kids fce its worse than napolean blonaparte

napolean blonaparte by Brian 13665b January 13, 2009

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

Napoleon Bonaparte by MeatPie April 22, 2008

blowparty 

The act of placing a penis in your mouth and sucking until you get a nice surprise.

"Blowparty: Nobody likes a job, but everyone loves a party!"

blowparty by White Trash Bastard April 27, 2009

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The process by which you wrap your dick up in a crepe. You then ram it into your girls asshole until you are ready for the money shot. You pull out and then have her finish you off. For proper completion she must eat the entire crepe.

My girlfriend like relaxing on a Friday night while I give her a Napoleon Bonaparte.

Napoleon Bonaparte by Honeybadger66 January 9, 2012

Napoleon Bonaparte 

French midget who has some MASSIVE male camel toe in every portrait that has been painted of him.

"Napoleon Bonaparte wore his pants up to his fucking armpits, creating some terrible male camel toe. His balls must have been in constant pain. No wonder he was such a douchebag.

Napoleon Bonaparte by yousuckpenis January 14, 2010

Napoleon Bonaparte 

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

Napoleon Bonaparte by Vanish29 March 12, 2008