Blorp

When you burp and have an orgasm at the same time.

"Megan! I blorped so hard last night!"

"Dude, I gave Megan the blorp. It was great."

by Plorberb October 6, 2016

Bleep Blorp

A sound made by horny extraterrestrials just before analy probing a human test subject

ahhhh my asshole what the fuck does Bleep Blorp mean

by Thomas Braganza May 13, 2025

Blorp

To be confused.

I feel very Blorp.

by Do.9638 January 27, 2024

Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

by Darke_Raine September 9, 2024

Blorp

A feeling when you don't really know what to do while on a call with friends.

I felt blorp on that call yesterday.

by FlingYourself January 16, 2021

blorp

A better and more sophisticated way to say bitch or hoe. Blorp is singular and Blorps/Blorpies is plural

Timmy: Yo man! I got HELLA blorps!!!
Joe: Ay that's my man, pulling hella blorpies

by anti-shit sniffer person July 30, 2024

blorp

I don't freakin know

I really blorp you manuel.

by LoserLoVer458 November 14, 2019