Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Bloody MSN Fucker

BMF for short. The faceless blue MSN figure that annoys the shit out of anyone and everyone by either:

a. Turning the whole chatbox bright orange if you're using Windows, or:
b. Zipping around like a total shit-eater if you're using Mac, effectively blowing your cover of pretending to do your homework while chatting if your parents happen to pass by.

Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Sam: The English essay. I've written five hundred wor-
Icon: Bla-ba-bam!
Mom: Glares.
Sam: ... Damn you, Bloody MSN Fucker.

by Beastly Cock March 29, 2010

Bloodfuck

v: The act of penetrating in order to create a new orifice for sexual please.

I spent last night in the hospital because Johnny drill tip dicked me in the gut and proceeded to bloodfuck me for hours.

by Exseqour January 16, 2010

bloodsuckers

someone who sucks you dry - emotionally, physically or especially financially

"That guy from Paraguay was right scrounger .....!", "yeah all the South American men are bloodsuckers.......!"

by queeeenie July 21, 2006

bloody butt-fucking

An exclamation of the utmost frustration, combining elements of British and American slash-slang, and is not meant as a slur to gays or Brits.

"Bloody butt-fucking homework!"

"That bloody butt-fucking teacher!"

by draco<3harry December 28, 2005

Bloodsucker

When you have sex with a girl on her period and make her suck the blood off your dick afterwards

Had sex with a girl last night.. she didn’t tell me she was on her period so I made her give me a bloodsucker.

by Badgedog April 18, 2020

bloodfucker

a mixture of bloodclut and mother fucker, the biggest insult known in mankind
also known as when a man likes to fuck a gal who is on the blob!

yo josh you bloodfucker

by nathan maxwell May 18, 2006