A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
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The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.
Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts
by King John the I April 17, 2009
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Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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