Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

blokey

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007

Bloke-Ass Nigga

a black guy with a British accent.

Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a bloke-ass nigga.

by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

what a bloke

An excellent male.

"Did you hear that Barry gave 5 grand to charity?" "Oh wow! What a bloke!"

by KeegsMate July 6, 2014

bloke

You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.

'I met this bloke in town who told me to stop wasting my time on the internet...'

by zimo August 15, 2004

retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

by pyro November 4, 2004

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016