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Cock Blockbuster Video

A video store that claims to have a family-oriented, anti-porno agenda but really rents people gay-pornography, such as Twilight.
by the kid can drive August 7, 2010
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Summer Blockbuster

a movie released between about the middle of May through about the middle of August. These are usually big-budget movies, often sci-fi and action. Usually they are rated PG-13 so as not to be seen as childish but not to exclude the teenagers who are out of school and can't get into R-rated movies yet.
Jaws is often thought of as the first summer blockbuster.
by New English March 1, 2010
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Blockluster

A film that makes a lot of money, but is a bit shit.
Michael Bay: Hey Brett Ratner did you see my new Blockbuster Pearl Harbor?

Brett Ratner: It was a little lackluster. I'd say it was more of a Blockluster.

Michael Bay: Like X-Men: The Last Stand, then. Douche.
by Michael Bay Harbor May 12, 2009
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Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.
Titanic was a blockbuster hit!
by Don April 15, 2004
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Blockbustards

those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.

their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
by Dr. Sassafrass April 8, 2010
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