Blisterfeld 

That thing where you and another person try to get past each other, but go the same way, and then try to get past each other again, but go the same way as each other again, and fail, only to eventually be pushed aside, so you can get past each other.

Man 1: Dude, that Blisterfeld was seriously annoying! I had to pick her up and push her aside to get past! Now i've got her number! Score!

Blisterfeld by Nebbit December 28, 2009

blisterfeld 

That awkward moment when you are walking and try to get past someone but you both move the same way.

"I was trying to get to my next class, but this cute guy and I totally had a blisterfeld."

blisterfeld by omgitsomeguy December 28, 2009

blisterfeld 

1. When two people walk towards each other and make several attempts and dodges to get around one other.

2. We all do it...you walk on a narrow path, see that cute someone, get flustered, and can't seem to walk around them without shifting the same way a few awkward times.

Man1: Dude, I just had the most awkward blisterfeld with our principal in the hallway.

Man2: Yeah, blisterfelds suck.

blisterfeld by EEP88 December 29, 2009

Blisterfeld 

That awkward moment when you try to pass someone directly in front of you and you both move to the same side.

"I was walking through the coridor and totally blisterfeld with this guy."

Blisterfeld by Shiznated January 1, 2010

blistered shishito 

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

blistered shishito by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistered Sister 

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

Blistered Sister by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blistered pig 

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

Blistered pig by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014