Blisterfied

The act of trying to pass someone in a hallway or sidewalk etc. and you both go the same way till you end up walking back and forth and you both end up laughing like crazy. if it is a guy and a girl they usually end up dating.

boy walks down street, Girl is walking towards him.

Boy: Woah We're blisterfied!!
Girl: No way!!
Boy: Can i have yo numba?

by crazy white chik! March 19, 2010

blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Blistified

1. The point of being high with no return..

2. The ultimate prankster..

DAmn u look blistified right now.

by WaffleTits October 8, 2009

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

blisterfeld

The situation in which when one is walking and nearly collides with another person, then each awkwardly shuffles from side to side in an attempt to pass the other, but they each take a step to the same side, and therefore block one another once again. This one step to the side is usually followed up by another step to the other side, by both people. One typically then relinquishes walking space to the other, so that they may continue on their way.

I was walking down the street, when I had a blisterfeld with this other guy. It took us a couple of seconds to get past each other.

by duplicity vega December 29, 2009

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004