She isn't mad at me for cheatin'...Its blanton.
by Peter Feaver November 20, 2006
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for a man to kick/attempt to kick another man in the nuts, in front of a shitload of people, extra points if caught on film, it makes you a pussy ass bitch, term comes from Tyler Brayton of Oakland Raiders who attempted to knee Jeremey Stevens in the nads on monday night footbal
by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006
Get the brayton mug.A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.
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