blaved

To be high while working in a vape shop

"My dude Kevin gave me the wrong juice because he's blaved at work"

by Poko276 June 20, 2017

bladey

IRCop, bitch.

Don't make me get Blady on your spamming ass

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

blivey

Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.

The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had one.

by Debbie123 April 12, 2007

blakey

Blakey - traditionally a term describing a metal stud inserted into the sole or heel of a shoe to prohibit wear. Latterly adopted by aficionados of the cult 1970's BBC TV series `On The Buses' to describe the overly officious nature of a buses inspector.

Hence to be like `Blakey' is generally considered demeaning and to exhibit a penchant for officialdom and vegetable juices.

by Mundungus April 21, 2006

blazey

when u too blazed to do anything, u blazey

vlad is too damn blazey to do anything but smoke blunts and watch dave chappelle today.

by chillenb December 9, 2012

blakey flower

A pazzed out, closeted, passive aggressive, dippy, junkie fried fuck that loves to play the victim in EVERYTHING and has 0 respect for anything or anyone

A blakey flower is often referred to as an air-waster or a poofter chook and are noticeable with their confused look towards everyday life.

If your scared you could always do a blakey flower and hide under the bed

"He couldnt even get it hard"
"Omg not another blakey flower!!"

Smells like diabetes... blakey flowers not around is he?!

by Bfpc92 February 24, 2017

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020