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turtle blazed 

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009
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wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!
blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

Toke Blazed 

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".
Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed
To bluff, to lie, to blave. Not to be confused with 'True Love'
Blave by Mark May 14, 2005

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).
Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.
Mad Blazed by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Beaved Out 

My wife said, " I 'm not giving you anymore pussy." That's cool that fucking beaver is fucking beaved out anyways.
Beaved Out by Southern Pimpin March 12, 2015