reverse barsexual

A girl who appears barsexual, but, on closer inspection, actually prefers (or at least feels genuine desire for) women--using the social niche of the barsexual to avoid copping to their orientation.

A: Dude, did you see those chicks making out? Hawt!
B: Yeah, I know. But you got no chance. They're reverse barsexual.

by Erl137 April 5, 2010

blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

Beardsexual

The sexual attraction to a man or woman with a beard.

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.

by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016

boatsexual

Adj.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships

Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships

“Being a boatsexual, the way that ship looks turns me on”

“Boatsexuals love the history of ships”

by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019

Bertsexuality

You’re absolutely smitten for Mary Poppins

Bertsexuality is the best sexual orientation

by Zapping78 April 18, 2023

Blakesexual

Being Homosexual, especially towards Scotty Crawford Orange Man

"I am Blakesexual

by W mans 8 May 4, 2023

bearsexual

Bearsexuality is a diffrent way of expressing homosexuality, this term is used for pepole whom show romantic atraction or sexual atraction to men whom are bigger and hairyier than avarage men.

Man 1: Yo, are you gay?

Man 2: No im bearsexual

Man 1: What is that?

Man 2: A diffrent way of being gay.

Man 1: Cool!

by torstrom July 19, 2019