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Bling Blaow Moment

bling blaow moment is a where you get hurt/dissed/embrassed by a bitch.
Matt-Damn i caught my gf at the movies giving this dude a blow job

John- damn thats a bling blaow moment

Matt- nigga that girl just dissed me in front of everybody ab how broke my blackass is

John- damn you stay in bling blaow moments
by dr. heart July 2, 2009
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Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
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blow away

Slang of multiple meanings. Used as either blown away, blew away or blow away

1. Someone to get shot and killed with a firearm

2.To get majorly surprised or astounded by something
To blow away.

1.The gang member stated that he was going to blow me away away the next time I entered his turf.

The man ran up on him and blew him away with his shotgun
He was innocently standing there and got blown away right at his doorstep

2.Wow you absolutely blew me away how smart you actually are.
I was blown away how high he could still jump considering how out of shape he's become.
by Old school bossman September 18, 2020
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Blow roadkill

Some people are so disgusting, that you suspect that they would sexually abuse dead animals.
He was so low down he would blow roadkill!
by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016
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Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
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Blowdar

An uncanny sense some have to find either powder cocaine or a bj.
Wonda has great blowdar when she wants to snort coke!
by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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Blawg

What’s blawg doin☠️☠️
by Madmax1665 April 22, 2023
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