Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018

Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

huck the blankets

stealing the blankets from your partner

"OH no, you've hucked my blankets~!"
"FUCK YOU BLANKET HUCKER!"
"Don't huck the blankets"

by blanket hucker February 13, 2010

cream the blankets

if a girl is covering herself with a blanket and masturbating and if she gets wet its called creaming the blankets

Janette cremaed the blankets!

by Anonymous July 1, 2006

arse blankets

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

blanetly

Putting it simply, not beating around the bush, straightforward.

He blanetly spoke his mind, without concern for other’s opinions.

by Lathom December 26, 2008

blanese

A person of African-American and Chinese descent.

He's half Black, half Chinese?
Yeah.. Blanese!

by TEAMACE January 7, 2011