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blacksmith tomahawk 

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.
Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.
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Blackout Barbie

A level of inebriation where one consumes so much alcohol that he/she blacks out. The term is often associated with having the best night of your life. Often considered one step above white girl wasted, being blackout barbie is the ultimate level of drunkenness. After being blackout barbie you will wake up knowing you had an amazing night, although you will not remember any of it.
Barbie: Yo Ken, you we're so drunk last night!
Ken: I don't remember anything I must have been blackout barbie.
Barbie: Did you have fun at least?
Ken: I woke up in a stranger's bed... so YES!
Blackout Barbie by Kendrick West February 9, 2014

Blacklite District 

Alternate band famous for songs such as Cold as Ice and Hard Pill to Swallow. Also popularised by the Minecraft animator Rainimator.
Blacklite District's new song is SWEET!!
Blacklite District by SkeletonGuy November 21, 2018

Blackout Horny 

When you are so horny you forget all rational.
A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”

B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny

Blackacity

Blackacity is the audacity of black people. Meaning, the willingness to take bold risks only black people feel safe doing.
She had the Blackacity to sell her food stamps.
Blackacity by TahariTopaz September 21, 2023

Blackout Wednesday 

The day before Thanksgiving. This Wednesday is the biggest bar night of the year, therefore you should get blacked out. No one has work or class the next day, so there are NO EXCUSES.
Absolutely, this Blackout Wednesday is going to be epic.
Blackout Wednesday by mark brochez November 23, 2010

TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH! 

A meme created in the forum of the game Heroes of Newerth, where a player uploaded an screenshot where blacksmith portrait was shown instead of the minimap. Then somebody said WANNA SEE YOUR MAP? TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH.
Oh, look, new hero!!
TOO BAD IT'S ME, BLACKSMITH!

Mid Mis
Who left?
BLACKKY GOT A DOUBLE KILL
TOO BAD IT WAS ME, BLACKSMITH!