Bloke: I’m not gonna be round later I’m off to the pub with the lads.
Mrs: that’s fine 😔
Bloke: that’s emojinal blackmail
Mrs: that’s fine 😔
Bloke: that’s emojinal blackmail
by Wavey Davey February 9, 2019
Get the Emojinal Blackmailmug. *In a large party for example*
I: hey timmy, remember when ---
T: ian shut up...
I: what? BLACKMAIL GANG . THAT'S WHY YOU...
The End.
I: hey timmy, remember when ---
T: ian shut up...
I: what? BLACKMAIL GANG . THAT'S WHY YOU...
The End.
by tyleiusthethird July 31, 2017
Get the blackmail gangmug. 1.(phrase) - When something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
"Dude, I cant believe she dated him, got knocked up AND hitched! I'm gonna BLACKMAIL THE WORLD INTO TICKLING THE UNIVERSE!"
by Mourning Star May 1, 2006
Get the Blackmail the world into tickling the universemug. A girl who's sweeter than life itself as long as you're treating her well. As soon as you double cross her she'll pull every card and transform into the blackmail queen. An individual who's tactics in blackmail and extortion are unmatched, and won't stop until you give up and apologize.
by TheMagicGiant January 18, 2019
Get the Queen of Blackmailmug. When a person uses a feedback system to leverage a seller into something that was not originally agreed upon and/or to permanently alter a sellers feedback as result of.
Buyer: Buys a used item "as is" and decides they do not want it anymore and wants to return it.
Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.
Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".
Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your
stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".
Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave
you a negative feedback score"
Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort
services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"
Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.
Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".
Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your
stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".
Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave
you a negative feedback score"
Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort
services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"
by Juan Smokiblunt July 11, 2022
Get the buyer feedback blackmailmug. No.
Hym "No... 'Emotional Blackmail' is using 'your kids' (in abstraction) to aggregate unearned power and grant yourself extra-judicial authority over other people. You're the ones who chose to subject them to reality. They aren't going to be safe either way, so, no... You don't get to be God unto Pharoah. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
Get the Emotional Blackmailmug. Hym "I already explained why blackmail doesn't work on me. It's one of the first things I did actually. Go fuck yourself. My dilemma will be remediated. Did I steal it or did you NOT OWN IT in the first place? Because you can't something that isn't owned. I picked a shiny rock up off the and stuffed it in my pocket and now you're accusing me of grand larsony. Give me a break with that. So no... No... Get fuuuuuuuuuuuucked..."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
Get the Blackmailmug.