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blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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communityesque messageboard dating back to the mid 1990s. originally a part of Smashing Pumpkins website "Siva," it has now morphed into an entity in and of itself. Many a friendships and even a couple of marriages have resulted from folks meeting on Blamo.
I couldn't sleep so I spent all of last night posting on Blamo.
Blamo by b0lly February 25, 2005
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Slang term meaning 'let's go' or 'move'. Mainly used in some areas of kent.
'Avi, lets bamos to the bus station.'
'bamos?' "indeed, let's go"
Bamos by Avibabes June 6, 2009

Blamestorming 

Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong.
Today at work we all were called into the bosses office for a blamestorming session.
Blamestorming by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Blamorous 

When someone looks chic to start off the night, but by 4 am BLAM, they had a little too much techno talc and are off their rocker with nowhere to go

There are levels to this:

1. blamorous funked up but able to make it to a taxi and get home

2. BLAMorous ALL CAPS cause your girl needs some help

3. BLAM!orous ALL CAPS+an exclamation point means you are thinking about calling an ambulance or the authorities for help
Aaron started the night off looking fabulous in her Versace dress for her singing gig, but by the afterparty, she was BLAMorous and humping the side of the couch and screaming the word 'Graham' for no apparent reason.
Blamorous by DJMarcusA April 22, 2022
Gay midget who clickbaits everything
Blamspot is such a retarded dude!
blamspot by Yourteamate November 27, 2022

fort blamass

I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.
fort blamass by Kokovo May 16, 2016