bjorvik-it

verb
Etymology: From ancient the sweedish bjorvik(noun) meaning wise man

1: To ask for assistance of a Bjorvik 2: To seek advise from the all-knowing Alex Kozel Bjorvik

Similar to: 'I'm going to Google-it.'
'I'm going to Bjorvik-it.'

by David Steeb February 22, 2005

Björkian Riot

Icelandic singer Björk's metaphor for a relationship in the song "It's Oh So Quiet" is a riot. "Björkian Riot" is a simple way to express this state of being in terms more accurate than saying "Oh I just started another big riot!"

"I feel a Björkian Riot coming on..."
"Oh really? With who!"

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009

blordish

The state of feeling some indescribable, yet distinctly unpleasant, emotion.

I feel blordish and I want to throw up.

by Toler Wolfe September 3, 2006

bordidus

disease where the infectant is commonly severely bored at random periods in his life,usually on weekends

Infectant:Im bored
Teen:Lets go get some pizza
Infectant:(starts dozing off in chair)
Teen:Definitely bordidus

by Maxwell High November 26, 2007

bjondina

a name for a person who is a perfect person you have ever met, she is always near you
you have to fall in love with one person with me blonde because they are really to fall in love

bjondina

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.

When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?

by anonymous January 21, 2023

bordism

bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.

Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism

by Kurt August 8, 2004