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bitchel

A nickname given to a friend who has the name 'Mitch', which, means one is an individual who can be easily roasted out of his mind, who also is unable to counter with his own witty remark, and will resort to using remarks such as, "man, you are so gay" or, if you are eating a carrot while making jokes, "man, you're just munchin' on that dick". He also will make use of the word 'holy', in order to blow off anything that has happened in the vicinity.
Guy 1: "That dude is a total bitchel!"
Bitchel: "HOLY, no need! And stop fuckin' roasting me, bitch!"
by brootal21 March 3, 2015
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Bitchbeat

To have multiple women slap or punch you in either anger of just because.
Guy #1: Did you see that guy who broke up with his girlfriend over Facebook?
Guy #2: Yeah, he got totally bitchbeat the next day!
by J-Fisher February 17, 2010
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BitchBalls

an interjection showing great surprise that one uses when he/she discovers their mate is fucking another of the same sex.
Ahhh BitchBalls, last night i found out my girlfriend is fucking my sister.
by _J-u-m-p-S-t-y-l-e_ September 15, 2010
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Bitchalism

a strong way to add a little extra after the word bitch, derrived from Jamie Foxx stand up
Bitch, you dont know who your fucking wit.
by Oscar Gonzalez June 8, 2005
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bitchapalooza

all of the hoes gathered for their annual bitchapalooza
by john, kim June 30, 2006
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bitchelin

An insult meant for describing someone that is both bitchy and fat giving them the look of the Michelin man with major PMS! This person can be male or female. This person can also have or not have a menstrual cycle.
Someone should have told you that you can't become less bitchelin by watching P90X seated while you drink a hundred and one Dr. Peppers a day!
by iliketopurpalot89jdt May 8, 2014
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Bitchale

The act of taking a hit but not inhaling it, therefore wasting some of the substance you are smoking. Applies to vapes, joints, cigs, or any smokable drug.
Chris has no idea how to smoke, he keeps on bitchaling and wasting our weed!

Hey! Don't bitchale bro, let me teach you how to take a good hit.
by CeReal20 September 19, 2020
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