bitchface monkey

A simian or otherwise ape-like figure with the face of a bitch.

What's up, you sorry bitchface monkey

by jpsi June 11, 2006

bitchallenging

When someone is a bitch and they’re being a bit challenging or difficult.

Did you see Addy last night? She was being a bitchallenging.

by dirtymurk June 25, 2018

bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch; to act like a bitch ; cowardly.

You bitchmade ass nigga why you aint hit that foo???!!

by A. Reyes August 16, 2004

Bitchaversary

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.

Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary

by africanchild April 15, 2011

bitchfacehoebag

a person that you hate so much that you have to use two vulgar words smushed together just to describe them

I hate you so much, you're such a bitchfacehoebag! GO JUMP OFF A ROOF AND DIE!

by FTWagainststaceyhoffman October 22, 2008

Señor Bitchface

Professional European football player David Villa (pronunciation in english: Dahveed Veeah).

Currently playing on club level for wonderful F. C. Barcelona in Spain in La Liga (also called Primera Division) and has been a consistent player for the Spanish national team (with the number 7 on his shirt).

Villa is commonly known and also very famous for his ability to make bitchfaces.

Villa has been awarded 1st place in the "bitchface" category and is without arguing and the leading expert in his field. (See winning pictures on www.kickette.com).

Villa has therefore been given the name "Señor Bitchface".

Google him online and you'll see the pictures with Señor Bitchface (posted on www.kickette.com on a few different occasions) and don't forget to look at Fernando Torres's bitchfaces too while you're at it (2nd place).

by Barcelista June 15, 2010

BitchBalls

an interjection showing great surprise that one uses when he/she discovers their mate is fucking another of the same sex.

Ahhh BitchBalls, last night i found out my girlfriend is fucking my sister.

by _J-u-m-p-S-t-y-l-e_ September 15, 2010