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Bitchcard

When a friend says they are going to do something, (usually crazy and as a joke) saying bitchcard means they must do that thing in the next 24 hours or they get bitch slapped. Does not work for if statements such as " if that happens, I'll do this"
Person 1: I'm gonna streak around the school!
Person 2: bitchcard
Person 1: shit
by Bitchcard April 7, 2016
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Bitchtard

Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
by Conk April 20, 2004
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matthew butchard

One of the hoodest black kids to ever be alive!! And sells weed too
"Who can we hit up for bud? Matthew Butchard Has some"
by I'm a fein1234 November 16, 2016
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bitchariffic

A mix between terrific and bitchin'. bitchariffic is more bitchin' than terrific.
Gangsta #1: Yo, that's bitchin'.
Gangsta #2: Screw that. That's bitchariffic, yo!
by pulong! May 11, 2010
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bitcharooneytoony

A bitch who is not like most bitches, but the worst of them all
Check this BITCHAROONEYTOONY out, aren't they the WORST!!!!
by achichanega September 26, 2019
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Bitchtard

A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!
by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009
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britchards

protective clothing worn during the sport of scrimpton.
britchards usually are composed of between 4 and 4 lasagne sheets arranged in a cascade. in the passelbag variety of scrimpton, these can be replaced with furs, skins, books and/or courté
come play scrimpton with me bro! musclegran's got his passelbag and there's a blugrin on the course!

sorry man no can do. left my britchards at home.
by sheila ramsbody May 9, 2012
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