bitchfast

When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.

Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."

by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

bitchfat

bitchfat:

That fat roll that begins to develop on your girlfriend's tummy, which coincides with how much she bitches at you. For most girls, bitchfat is absorbed back into the body upon breakup, almost instantly, laying in wait for the next victim.. er.. boyfriend.

- Kevin never comes out with us any more. What's up with him?

- You ain't seen Theresa lately?

- No, why?

- Ah. Take a look, she's over there -

- What the...? She used to be all tiny and sweet... No wonder we don't see Kevin any more. She's got the bitchfat goin' on, don't she?

- ... aaaaand circle gets a square.

by yourtruck May 3, 2014

bitchface

A face that somebody gives when they are angry/annoyed/irritated. Meant to ward off any bystanders who will further bother said person. This is a look that can kill, if need be.

"Shit don't look over there, girl got a badass bitchface on!"

by a_real_bitch March 31, 2009

Bitchbagel

A straight up ho!

Girl, that bitchbagel needs to calm down!

by Takealittletrip June 11, 2016

jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it

Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.

by dangitdangit February 28, 2012

Bitchagain

Used as a taunt to remind someone of their inadequacy after you've made them your bitch. It means that you did it once and you could do it again.

"Oh you think so, Bitchagain?"
"Hey Dan--Are you sure you want to mess, my Bitchagain?"

by Jaymie September 30, 2006

Bitchfacehoe

A derogatory term, usually meaning a mix between bitch and hoe with the word face inbetween for added effect.

Pronounced the way the combined words sound when separated. Also pronounced Bitch-fah-say-hoo.

I tell you, that kid Trace is a bitchfacehoe.

by Ugafug U. October 29, 2007