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bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.
Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
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Biotechnology

The use of living organisms and the products of living organisms for human benefit to make a product or solve a problem.
Friend 1: You go to BTHS?

Friend 2: Yeah, I go to Biotechnology High School. All we do there is transformations and play ping pong in the MPR.
by ccccchel June 7, 2011
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bitechtual

A person who has no preference for operating system and moves between PC and Mac with ease.
Look at Blake, he's so bitechtual, on his Mac and PC.
by EvilAsylum April 18, 2012
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bisection

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process.

and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world.

this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that interludes in lackadaisical fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism
so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up
the bisection is the only way to describe how you feel about somebody in their bisectional world of the bisectors in the world of the antidisestablishmentarianism lackadaisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
by unsectable November 23, 2019
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Bitechsual

When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.
Dude do you have an iPhone? Yes but I also use an Android, I'm bitechsual.
by Lord Aesir The Albino Tiger August 10, 2018
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Bister

Sister or any other female relative or friend.
Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!
by bISTer June 25, 2010
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