A seemingly loosely-knit group of lesbians on any and every online edifice for verbal war (i.e.: usenet, forums, online art communities) who, when one of them is even mildly insulted, will rain relentless hellfire upon the foolish, hapless mortal that seemingly made a newbie mistake, and any fool who may speak either on the behalf of the mortal, or attempts to calm the sisterhood. They are also trendsetters and have a majority of the public opinion of online art communities in the palms of their fishy hands.
by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005
Get the Birkenstock Mafia mug.Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!
Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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Sandals that were made popular by butch lesbians in the 90's. You often see people wearing these with socks. They are a definite fashion don't.
Fashion victim: Those are my Birkenstocks! I love them! They are so comfortable and they go with everything!
Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?
Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
Stacey: In what world do birkenstock's go with anything?
Clinton: Throw them out! Throw them out now!
by Gamelockedtight March 27, 2009
Get the Birkenstocks mug.Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
by birklover November 23, 2021
Get the BIRKENSTOCKS mug.A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.
"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"
by Keith April 7, 2005
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