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University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020
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you are not the birdman!

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.
Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!
by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009
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Birmingham

"I just woke up in a fucking steamy mood yeah, cause I live in a shithole, dummy. Birmingham is a fucking shithole. I hate the fucking place. I fucking hate it. Its full of dickheads, and I fucking hate it." Said Thomas, after having too much pints.
by Doctor Birmingham Sandwich August 1, 2023
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birdfinger

Affectionate nickname for that special middle finger that so clearly tells someone to fuck off.
As the pushy waiter moved quickly away from our table after forcefully taking our orders, I caught my 90-year-old mother giving him the birdfinger from her demurely napkined lap.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
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harvey birdman

A washed up super hero who practices law and has to face the troubles of life as an attorney.
(To the other guy: He doesn't 'dress' as a bird. He IS a bird- it's his super hero asset, remember?)
by The Paradiddle Pro October 14, 2004
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Birdman

Birdman is a 36 year old handcrafted call of duty athlete that just like all other males, must live on veteran difficulty. He can most often be found studying Eugenes and how they function in life compared to a normal person.
Birdman just saved a life by sharing his golden rule; when a Eugene reaches into a backpack, you know it’s time to run.
by GoldRush June 19, 2019
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Birmingham Birdhouse

Having anal sex after placing your shaved pubes on a girl's ass resulting in a bird's nest in her ass
After shaving his pubes in the shower, Sean collected them and asked his girl if she wanted a Birmingham Birdhouse.
by Go low April 26, 2017
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