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Bird bath

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.
by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023
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Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.
Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!
by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017
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Bird Bath Maneuver

A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.
I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.
by Birdbath McGrath March 13, 2011
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Bird Bath Shot

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.
Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird
by HH2018 June 9, 2025
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Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.
A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."
by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015
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Cincinnati bird bath

Filling your partners mouth with blue sports drink and dunking your scrotum in and out of it, simulating a bird in a puddle of water.
Dude she gave me a Cincinnati bird bath last night, I feel so refreshed and hydrated. Must be all those electrolytes.
by tillergng July 27, 2015
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Facial Bird Bath

A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
Do I need to draw a picture? Try it and you will now what a facial bird bath is from now on....
by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009
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