Bionic Seahorse

The sexual act of having the Male sit on the ladder or step of a pool and the female kneeling down in the water and simultaniously jerking and sucking him off resulting in the movement of a seahorse.

Wow my balls are totally drained from Lucretia giving me a Bionic Seahorse.

by Imajerk78 September 18, 2006

Bionic Rod

The desired result of taking Viagra

Before his rendezvous with Keith, Gary Mcintosh always makes sure he's packing his Bionic Rod

by brian humphrey March 9, 2005

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

bionic-pretzel

when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school

mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian

by big&hairy potatoes February 4, 2009

bionic situp

The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.

Dude, Jasper never passes out at Alvarado's house after he got his last bionic situp.

by allhallowsian March 5, 2013

bionic boner

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

by Comanche February 17, 2017

bionic seahorse

the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.

i totally cheated on tina with martin who can totally do the bionic seahorse

by steve liu November 19, 2007