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Binger

Adjective

Flaccid, lacking in use, incapable

Usually referred to when talking about male genitalia
Jenny: I wish I could have sex with my husband but we can’t.

Becky: why can’t you?

Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!
by The Anti-Binger November 15, 2021
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

A flaccid penis. Completely useless. A job for Heels Up Harris.
Kamala really helped him get his Binger up.
by HalfRepBrian November 15, 2021
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

Noun: A flaccid penis, usually used in conjunction with homosexual sex, or prosecution in a murder case.
example 1: The little nerdy guy with the fauxhawk riding that BBC has a binger.

example 2: wow that D.A. is so inept, he's such a binger. It must be cold in that courtroom
by RarePepe November 15, 2021
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

Marijuana smoke in some sort of chamber, more specifically the smoke contained within the chamber of a gravity bong. Can also include any device in which marijuana smoke is pulled through a chamber, such as a traditional bong or bubbler. A binger stands out from a normal hit in that it is exceptionally intense.
Billy, that binger you pulled me last night made my fucking lungs bleed.

Hey man, wanna take a couple bingers before we go the movies?
by El Pez May 11, 2009
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

Not a grower or a shower, a useless limp tic-tac that takes their frustration out on the world around them but has a brain smaller than their penis so logic literally breaks them. Having to speak to them is worse than stepping on a lego.

Synonyms: flaccid penis, whiskey d***, Failsafe, SoyBoii
"That guy's a total Binger."

"I know! I would rather choke on a meatball than deal with a Binger like that!"
by IamHere92 November 15, 2021
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

A person that is like a little turd refusing to let go.

Synonym: dingleberry
I have a binger that I can’t get off my ass. This little piece of shit is clinging on for dear life
by Not a binger November 16, 2021
mugGet the Bingermug.

Binger

A Gary Oldman clone in khakis that is a complete duchebag.
The Binger is not as cool as Gary Oldman.
by Mericanmom November 15, 2021
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