billinge

A small, remarkably inert town in the northwest of England. Its inhabitants pride themselves on being 'dead ard.'
Common occupations include farming, running and 'farmer sutra.'

billinger: im 'ARD me, 'ARD as fuck innit

by if-only-i-too-could-be-a-billinger February 17, 2008

colleen ballinger

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.

Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*

by Hahahayourefunny December 24, 2013

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

biligerize

verb. root word biligerant. to drink oneself stupid.

I'll think I'll biligerize myself tonight.
I shat my pants because I was so biligerized.

by joseph barrett October 26, 2005

bollinger

n., a noticeable bulge in the front of a man's pants, comprised of the penis, testicles, or both, that causes onlookers of both sexes extreme discomfort, especially in a public setting

Man, that guy's bollinger was all the talk of the courtroom spectators.

by Gary Stuckenschneider July 15, 2006

Bollingered

When someone twists the truth and reinvents history, with the sole aim of boosting the credibility of the speaker. The act is only done by people who have f****d-up badly, and are striving to save face.

That vile cow Deborah just Bollingered me again. I hope she rots in hell.

by bendybits March 27, 2009

Chain Blinger

A person who flashes jewelry/bling such as a necklace, chain, etc. Used in the song by Estelle called American Boy where it is sung by Kanye West.

Dude, look at the bro with the heavy chains around his neck, he's such a chain blinger.

by McDanni September 30, 2011