Josh: Don't you love peter?
Scott: Yeah! Big Red!
Josh: That kid is a dumbass though. He drove his lexus clear into his kitchen.
Scott: Yeah! Big Red!
Josh: That kid is a dumbass though. He drove his lexus clear into his kitchen.
by Joshua Zuo December 29, 2006

WWE Superstar that has the most deformed face ever, 648 pounds, 8ft tall, and loves to ride motorcycles. He is every kids favorite hero. He also killed Captain America. He is Hayden's and Jace's role model. He is the Incredible Hulk's Father. He can be an asshole sometimes. Nick remastered him this year after being dead for 100 years. He literally ran over Seth Rollins on his debut at Wrestlemania 32. BIG RED and Brayden are best friends
BIG RED tipped over the bus when he stepped on the first step. - Nick
BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden
Fuck BIG RED - Jace
BIG RED loves to help kids with homework! :) - Brayden
BIG RED is an asshole! - Hayden
Fuck BIG RED - Jace
by Glitch King :p September 21, 2017

by eda-skip October 12, 2021

a thirty-five year old red-headed lesbian that weighs in at a whopping 580 pounds. She also acts like she knows everything and has over 28 diseases.
by $teel May 27, 2009

You wanna tap that? Shes a big red
I guess so....
Ill just have to plow my way through the firey forest to find her cave
I guess so....
Ill just have to plow my way through the firey forest to find her cave
by kellysue November 08, 2006

Great hunter. Hogs squeal at the sound of his name. In the hunting community he is a wolf among sheep. He shoots fireballs from his eyes and lighting from his ass. Big Red makes William Wallace look like Boy George.
by TheManOfGirth November 05, 2017
