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Schrodinger's Biden 

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.
Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.
Schrodinger's Biden by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022

biden stew 

Mostly water with a few noodles and ketchup for color.
All I can afford to eat with this inflation is a bowl of Biden stew
biden stew by Sailboat dude November 28, 2021

biden speech 

something that made absolutely no sense and was incredibly offensive to a large population but was somehow deemed politically correct
Just trying to make sense of your Biden speech blaming rural Americans for a global pandemic...
biden speech by Nessa0697 November 3, 2020

Biden sniff 

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.
Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.
Biden sniff by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

Biden Scoop and Sniff 

The complex series of highly coordinated movements Joe Biden skillfully executes in order to sniff the hair of an unwitting teenage female. The careful dance involves first the scooping of his face towards the female's hair, then the titular sniffing action that allows him to inhale her fragrance.
Boy he's really mastered the 'ol Biden Scoop and Sniff!
Biden Scoop and Sniff by Exert February 18, 2021

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks 

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children
joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children