librarian hot

a strange and unfathomable quality that some women possess.

the ability to look amazingly attractive in traditionally very conservative clothes such as heavy sweaters, thick framed glasses and severe tied back hair styles. librarian hot women are almost always seen with a thick book of some kind

often can be used about female love interests in romantic comedies before their big makeover. the beauty is there, they're just not dressed glamorously.

that chick over there is so librarian hot.

by Netp December 5, 2007

school librarian

a depressed, old woman with a dead end job who likes to flaunt what little power she has over students who are only looking for fun.

dayum, miss bartolotti was being such a librarian.

by erik December 1, 2003

Ice Planet Barbarians

Hot blue alien sex where the aliens have really big ribbed dicks, bumpy tongues, and spurs that poke ur clit. Masterful storytelling, compelling plot, intriguing characters.

“Omg I love the Ice Planet Barbarians series!! So hot”

by ihatebones June 26, 2021

librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

by spintwig August 12, 2009

Bottom Librarian

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.

How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!

by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018

Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

by Carlofduty March 30, 2019

Pussy Barbarian

What your mom has wet dreams about.

Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think I’m here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!

Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because I’m about to go savage on that kitty.

by Bubba the Gimp January 3, 2021