bevan 

A pint sized, tracksuit clad creature with a fascination for arse. Commonly seen spouting swear word laden homosexual or incestuous innuendo, the Bevan will never fail to say the one thing that you least wanted to hear to keep your sanity. If you encounter one, keep your back to the wall or preferably shoot it on sight. An immature hormonally challenged runt. My brother.

"Bevan you butt pirate get your hands away from my arse!"

See also: arserapist, molestor, deviant

bevan by The bringer of truth February 23, 2005

bevan 

computers

i love that computer as much as a bevan

bevan by Anonymous July 17, 2003

bevan 

Me

I am Thomas Bevan

bevan by Tom Bevan July 17, 2003

Bevan 

welsh sheep shagger, retarded at music and usually seen in burger king. They usually have trouble with hair styles.

'that fat hip-hop dude is such a bevan'

Bevan by Anonymous May 26, 2003

bevan 

a fat pimple insesed butterbelly that tend's to work at McDonalds, has a short temper. people tend to laugh at his obeseness

woah, that fat wreck looked like a bevan to me!!
uggghhh look at that bevan *gag*

bevan by I-hate-bevan-from-anna October 20, 2008

Bevan 

A common name amongst the welsh , for an unreliable person who brags and lies . Will usually find them in pubs but no drinks . All round tosser.

“Has that Bevan ditched you again”

“Yeah , for some cousin of his”

Bevan by Mr Hegarty :) June 2, 2019

Bevan 

Most certainly a neek, he knows a lot and will talk about things he lives for hours. He likes maths over English because he can get things right or wrong, he likes to be right. Most likely does lots of revision every night and probably participates in a team sport.

Bevan will always respect boundaries and will make sure you feel comfortable with him. He will always ask if your okay and he will ask again if he thinks your lying. He probably quite likes hugs every now and then but will never ask for them himself so ask if he wants one next time you see him, he deserves it.

He probably won't hurt anyone, no matter the situation. He is a pacifist and will stand up for what he believes in.

He's probably quite cute, he'll often have mid-length hair and a soft face, he is likely quite tall and lean.

Person A : there's a kid in my math class, he got 100% on his test!
Person B : wow! He seems like a real Bevan

Bevan by FelixxBarrett November 24, 2021