Parking a buick

The act of taking a large shit

Wow, I was just parking a buick in your bathroom and you didn't flush earler so we are setting up a dealership

by Jed p December 15, 2005

Rearended by a Buick

Verb. When a well endowed man has sex with a girl from behind and he is so big he hurts her.

Holy shit it felt like i was Rearended by a Buick

by Hulka Beef June 18, 2014

The Buick is out of the garage

An expression to discreetly let another male know that his zipper or fly is open on his pants.

John, "the Buick is out of the garage" man.

by Hung4Whatever October 14, 2012

Buick butt

The partial numbness of the buttocks that results from long car trips. Causes the sensation of your ass being one with the car seat. Named for the Buick line, as the suspension in these and other large sedans tends to amplify the effect.

Bob: You know, after driving for the last four hours, I feel as though I've become one with the car. Is this Zen?

Larry: Nah, it's just Buick butt.

by Justice Walker March 13, 2009

Buick

Buicks are sadly underappreciated. Yes, they are all land yachts, and yes, they have a bad rep from old people not knowing how to drive them.

But they run forever, can survive a crash with nearly anything, and nine times out of ten, are faster than your little import four-banger.

Videos exist of the 1987 Buick Regal GNX schooling Corvettes and 5.0 Mustangs. Anyone who says Buicks are slow is grossly uneducated.

by Danny March 31, 2005

Buick Riviera

A nice car which often times has subsequently had all of it's emblems removed for sport.

Fella: That's a nice car. What is it, a Buick Rivera?
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Ahem, you mean Buick Riviera right?
Fella: Riiight Riv I era...hehehheh
Suit Wearing Yup Yup: Hey come back here with my emblems!!!

by Dahn April 23, 2008

park your buick

to vomit in the street

If you drink too much cheap wine you will park your buick later.

by keith hubbell November 14, 2005